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Vanity Fair's Sarah Palin Story Is Totally True, Says Vanity Fair

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  • A mysterious person called "Gina Loudon" who allegedly lies about everything also allegedly lied when she claimed to know the reporter who wrote the new Vanity Fair Sarah Palin story, which claims (for the first time, we're sure!) that Sarah Palin is a paranoid fraud who savagely destroys anyone who crosses her. VF writer Michael Joseph Gross has a new article on the magazine's website claiming this Gina Loudon just makes up stuff and then Ben Smith of the Politico just repeats it -- and then, the zombie-slob army of Palin worshipers all say (in unison, on Facebook), "Librul lamestream media lies to kill Trig." So what was actually untrue in this latest magazine article about how Palin is a monster? "In briefly describing a scene in which I saw members of the Palin family (Sarah, Todd, Piper) just before Sarah Palin spoke at an event in Independence, Missouri, I assumed that the child with Down syndrome who was among the Palins was their son Trig," Gross writes. "This was a mistake, and I regret the error. The child turns out to be Samuel Loudon, the son of Gina Loudon, an acquaintance of Palin’s." Whoops! This is exactly morally equivalent to doing the whole Holocaust, in the mind of Palin (who just heard about the Holocaust on the History Channel, we bet, in a program called Hitler's UFOs: Untold Stories of the World War II). Anyway, so this Loudon lady is furious because come on so she, being an "acquaintance of Palin," allegedly is spreading this elaborate and total fabrication about her conversations and dealings with the Vanity Fair writer, even though they've never met or communicated in any way at all. And this is how the next presidential election will be decided! [Vanity Fair]
  • Barbara Boxer now has a four-point lead over mean jerk-lady Carly Fiorina, which makes sense because Boxer is the three-term Democratic senator from the Dem-leaning state of California, while Fiorina is just some mean jerk-lady who personally destroyed California's economy when she fired everybody from HP, which continues to be in the news for horrible things, all of which are probably Carly's fault, too. Meanwhile, Jerry Brown just finally started his campaign for governor and is automatically just two points (within the margin of error) behind unwanted eBay item Meg Whitman, who has spent the past half a year dumping millions of dollars per month on teevee commercials nobody has noticed. [CNN]
  • New unemployment claims supposedly dropped to 451,000 last week, hooray! But eight states (including California and Virginia) didn't actually report jobless numbers last week because of the Labor Day holiday (ha), so the U.S. government just made up the numbers from those states, and those numbers are lower, hooray! "The total number of people receiving unemployment insurance was little changed, while those getting extended payments rose." [Bloomberg]
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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

Culture Wars
by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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