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Video: Mitt Romney Really, Really (Really) Does Not Care For You People

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It starts out fairly anodyne -- Ol' Miffed Romneytalking to his base. (Not "the" base of uncouth teatards, his base of Lehmann Bros. execs or the like.) But very soon, he becomes ... what is the word? Unhinged? Yes, unhinged. Because people think they are "entitled" to not starve in the streets of America. Really, listen to the snarl. It's ... it's fucking gross, actually. Has a candidate for American president ever spoken about his subjects the voters with such repulsion? (He goes on to say he will NEVER be able to make the 47 percent of us who are too poor to pay income taxes into anything other than shit-slime, but it's that first sneer that really digs into your brain like "Call Me Maybe" or something. Whether or not he ever bothered to pay his own, of course, is still anyone's guess.) Seeeeriously offputting video, after the jump!


Who else loves the American people as much as Miffed Romney?

  • Leona Helmsley.

  • Nikita Krushchev.

  • Dick Cheney.
  • Paris Hilton.
  • Gina Rinehart.
  • Eduardo Saverin.
  • Somali pirates.
  • [MotherJones]

    Rebecca Schoenkopf

    Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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    One of the most common things to say in America, just behind "Happy Birthday" and "NO COLLUSION," is "Mitch McConnell should go fuck himself." It works for all occasions, whether you have just stubbed your toe or whether you are in the middle of your wedding to your sweetheart. Try it!

    But why should Mitch McConnell go fuck himself at this particular moment? Let's look at the top three current reasons!

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    Sucks to be you, Pat Shanahan! The acting Defense secretary is currently under investigation for preferential treatment of his former bosses at Boeing, who just got busted letting planes fall out of the sky if buyers skimped on the upgrades. Shanahan was never a favorite of Trump's, and now his chances of getting made Big Boy For Real Sec Def are decreasing by the day. Which means that he's going through all this shit for nothing! Womp womp!

    What shit, you ask? Well! Last night Shanahan announced the first tranche of the "found" money the DoD is shifting over to fund WALL in defiance of Congress's constitutional spending powers. The Defense Department will be transferring the cash from accounts meant to support military personnel into "anti-drug funding," which they've decided means they can use it to build "18-foot-high pedestrian fencing, constructing and improving roads, and installing lighting within the Yuma and El Paso Sectors of the border." Already pissed off about the fake EMERGY declaration, although not pissed enough to override a veto, congresspeople on both sides of the aisle are hopping mad that the Trump administration dicked them around for months, shut down the government, forced them to negotiate for wall funding in good faith, and then said HA HA SUCKERS, WE'RE JUST GOING TO STEAL IT FROM THE RAINY DAY FUND ANYWAY!

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