May 25, 2006 01:56 PM
VIDEO PROOF OF PAT ROBERTSON'S INCREDIBLE STRENGTH
"I'M PUSHING, PAT!"
Uh, we're not really sure what's going on here, but we think the original cut ended with Pat bending iron bars, tearing a phone book in half, and bursting through walls like the Kool-Aid pitcher.
Also, did you know that Pat Robertson can fly? And that he has x-ray vision? Oh, and he can lift a bus with one hand and throw it at demons! It's all on video! Just give them a few days to put it up!
This is like some horrible alternate universe version of Condicise.
Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Shake [CBN]