Violent South Carolina Candidate Giving Away AK-47 At Campaign Launch
You know who's a badass? This guy, Dean Allen, Republican candidate for state adjutant general (oversees National Guard-y, emergency management stuff). Just look at the way he pulls that trigger on his AK-47!
Say there's a flood somewhere in South Carolina, okay? Well Dean Allen will fucking shoot that fucking flood, as adjutant general. But he'll have to get another gun to do it, because look at this: he's giving away his AK-47 in a "raffle" at his campaign kickoff event this weekend. But the winner will have to go through a standard background check, because Dean Allen is very Responsible.