This week, Chuck Norris, Jim Webb, Karl Rove, David Gregory, and Helen Thomas were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.

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* We just saw Chuck Norris at the marine barracks parade hanging out with Jim Webb (guest of honor at the parade)

* Karl Rove just got off the plane I'm supposed to board at national airport. I assume my flight will now be delayed while they try to rid the plane of the sulfur smell. He was with his wife and is in dire need of a haircut.

* This humble federal employee has stumbled into two White House correspondents in two days. Coincidence? I think... so. Is it so wrong that I'm so thrilled? Yesterday, David 'Stretch' Gregory was behind me in line at Breadline. Focused, hard-hitting, subtle in his ordering technique. His hair as fab in person as on tv. The friend with me owns no tv, so thought I was referring to the failed resto-lounge-ateur. This morning, the unmistakable Helen Thomas was behind me at the underground Au Bon Pain in International Square. Lookin' keen in kelly green.


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