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Vote Sex Trade: What Could Go Wrong

Yesterday we expressed some doubt as to the efficacy of the "Fuck the Vote" strategy, in which liberal hotties attempt to sexmail conservatives into voting against the GOP ticket. "No Bush or no bush." (Or "Dump Dick to get dick," we won't make assumptions.) We thought the problem was trusting Republicans to follow through on a promise made solely to get some ass. (It's hard enough to get them to buy you shoes.) But according to this comment on Craigsblog, the weak link in the daisy chain might not be on the Republican side at all:


I went to one of those Kerry meetup events, just to see what it was all about. There was a pretty young thing there handing out bumper stickers, but I declined, admitting I was a Republican. She got a funny look on her face, then asked if I wanted to go for drinks after. This time I didn't decline.

At the bar, she kept touching my arm as we spoke, gazing at me from under her dark lashes, until she asked if I wanted to drive her home.

One thing led to another. I suppose you could call it a bipartisan event.

As I was getting dressed after, I noticed a flyer next to her printer, something about seducing Republicans in swing states. I guess she figured since we have so many swingers here in Marin, we must be a swing state.

If she was expecting me to become a Democrat... she got screwed.

Not that the sex-for-votes gimmick itself would work anyway, but someone has just a little too much faith in the healing power of her pussy, no? At least try to get him to sign the pledge, girlfriend! Sigh. No wonder they lost the House.

Republicans getting smart about Internet politics [Craigsblog]

Vote Sex Trading [Wonkette]

Fuck The Vote: "Because Liberals Are Hotter" [FtheVote.com]

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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