Don't ask, don't tell him how to toss a football.

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Bush at Browns Camp [Fox Sports]

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UPDATE: Does W really throw like a girl? Does it matter that Kerry catches like a girl, or does that just mean they're more compatible than you'd think?

The question of whether Bush actually throws like a girl has generated some debate. The arguments fall into three categories:

1) He does not throw like a girl, the limp wrist he has in this picture actually proves he has good form.

2) He may throw like a girl, but John Kerry is even more like a girl.

And

3) He's standing next to someone who lisps.

That last one isn't much of an argument, but we like it. We're also willing to concede that the president doesn't really throw like a girl. But late at night, in private, he likes to dress like one.