Wait, People Are Quoting Petraeus Now?

Nutters send us angry e-mails every day, all day long, so it takes something special to really get our attention -- usually, untreated schizophrenia is a great way to "make it" on Wonkette. But today, we offer you a glimpse into a secret and very tiny world ... a world in which people, without irony, quote David Patraeus in their email sigs:

From: Mike Hendrickson
To: tips@wonkette.com
9:00 am (3 hours ago)

Here's a tip, shut the fuck up you witless git!

"Hard is not hopeless." General David H. Petraeus, USA

Where's he the general of, again? Oh right, USA USA USA.


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