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Wait, People Are Quoting Petraeus Now?

Nutters send us angry e-mails every day, all day long, so it takes something special to really get our attention -- usually, untreated schizophrenia is a great way to "make it" on Wonkette. But today, we offer you a glimpse into a secret and very tiny world ... a world in which people, without irony, quote David Patraeus in their email sigs:


From: Mike Hendrickson
To: tips@wonkette.com
9:00 am (3 hours ago)

Here's a tip, shut the fuck up you witless git!

"Hard is not hopeless." General David H. Petraeus, USA





Where's he the general of, again? Oh right, USA USA USA.

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Guess who's going on a field trip to Mother Russia next week? Which patriotic Americans will be celebrating Independence Day in Moscow with the traditional blinis and summer borscht? Whose PR team is about to have a really, really bad day?

Nice try, but it's not President Trump -- he's got his annual Moscow performance review later in July. (And anyway, his PR team is permanently located in the ninth circle of hell.) No, it's Senators John Kennedy (R-LA), Richard Shelby (R-AL), and John Hoeven (R-ND), who will be showing their love of the United States by decamping to Russia in the midst of an undeclared cyberwar. We shit you not!

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