Walnuts Proposes International Team of Superheroes Will End Iraq War

I need you, but I hate to see you this way / If I were Superman then we'd fly away - WonketteEveryone know the UN has failed to solve all those wars and shit it was supposed to solve. This is because it was created and run by pussies. John McCain has a better idea: a thing that's like the UN but started by a totally tough badass. And instead of like Finland and Sweden and shit it'll have the USA and, uh... the Green Lantern.

Can't you see it now? We'll call it... the Justice League of the World. The Legion of Terror is already shitting itself.

Republican presidential candidate John McCain envisions a "League of Democracies" as part of a more cooperative foreign policy with U.S. allies.

WALNUTS pointed out that it wouldn't be anything like Woodrow Wilson's League of Nations, because Woodrow Wilson was a pussy. Instead, it would be much more like this other thing that Teddy Roosevelt once proposed that no one remembers, because Teddy Roosevelt was a MAVERICK and liked to shoot things.

McCain Favors a 'League of Democracies' [MSNBC]


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