Was Barack Obama Up All Night Killing Bin Laden Again?
B. Barry Bamz was either high as fuck two days ago, when he taped this Olympics interview with Bob Costas, or he was super-duper tired from being up all night killing Bin Laden again (or up all night to get lucky).
Before Twitchy SNAP'S and YA BURNT'S with an "even libtard communist Wonkette thinks," we would just like to point out that we don't care if Bamz was high as fuck, or that he delivered a rambly, weird, off-message interview where, when Bob Costas asked him if his relationship with Putin was "icy," he explained that in private there were lots of joking fun times. (Bamz. You can say "our nations work closely on matters of [national security, spying up our own asses]" and still keep a stern visage that says without words "but fuck that strongman dictator fuck," instead of like, "naw mang, me and Putin have a real good time.")
In conclusion, fuck that strongman dictator fuck, and Barack Obama this was not your best showing, the end.
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