Here's alittle map of Washington D.C. having a heart attack and dying. It will do this next Monday and Tuesday for President McGayertron's precious summit on what else, nukes, where 40+ world leaders are coming to talk about nukes (except Bibi Netanyahu, because then he might have to admit that his country has lots of operational nukes). The traffic is supposed to be so bad during this nuclear dildo contest that the federal government is basically telling its slob employees to work from home. SNOW DAY! (THE SNOW OF HUMAN ASH.) [Washington Post]