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Washingtonienne To Marry Some Guy

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That gal whomade Wonkette famous by blogging about all her anal sex exploits is now getting married! Hooray for love. Jessica Cutler, a young lady who worked for Senator Mike De Wine of Ohio when she wasn't getting it up the pooper from horrible old men, is set to wed a Manhattan lawyer in early December. They met the old-fashioned way: in a bar.


The Washington Post assures us the bride-to-be is not pregnant, because duh, you cannot get pregnant from anal sex.

May we never write of these humans again.

Love, Etc. [Reliable Source]

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Bexar County -- Texas, of course -- Sheriff's Deputy Jose Nunez, 46, is facing a minimum of 25 years to life in prison if convicted of sexually abusing the child of an undocumented immigrant. Not only did he abuse the child, who he was reportedly related to, he also decided it would be a great idea to terrorize the mother by threatening to deport her if she told. Apparently too afraid to go to the police department, the mother went to the local fire station seeking help for her abused child.

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Associated Press via ABC- From Bexar County Sheriff's Office
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Morning Wonketariat! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today.

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