Washingtonienne To Marry Some Guy

Washingtonienne To Marry Some Guy

That gal whomade Wonkette famous by blogging about all her anal sex exploits is now getting married! Hooray for love. Jessica Cutler, a young lady who worked for Senator Mike De Wine of Ohio when she wasn't getting it up the pooper from horrible old men, is set to wed a Manhattan lawyer in early December. They met the old-fashioned way: in a bar.

The Washington Post assures us the bride-to-be is not pregnant, because duh, you cannot get pregnant from anal sex.

May we never write of these humans again.

Love, Etc. [Reliable Source]


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