Like Sarah Palin said last night, mayors have Actual Responsibilities, unlike community organizers who just help poor people stay alive after their steel plant jobs are outsourced. And Sarah Palin's responsibilities included funding "the meth capitol of Alaska," as Alaskan State Troopers call the Wasilla region: "When authorities surrounded a converted bus housing a meth operation in Big Lake in January, a 13-year-old boy who answered the door bragged that his mom cooked the best meth in the valley, according to the troopers." See? In Alaska, "Hockey Mom" is code for "Arctic Meth Princess." [Andrew Sullivan]