David Vitter simply cannot find it in him to condemn that insanely racist judge who wouldn't marry the interracial couple! CLOSE DOORS CLOSE DOORS!

What an awful overcompensating prick this guy is -- a Harvard- and Oxford-educated Rhodes scholar (it's true!) who gets caught banging prostitutes and then spends the rest of his term trying to make nice with the base by serving an all-you-can-eat buffet of racist, homophobic, violent cheerleading.

Oh well! This is the best video of David Vitter escaping the media, last year, and destroying a parking lot in the process:

Vitter dodges question about interracial marriage in Louisiana. [Think Progress]