Joe Biden loves Hosni Mubarak! He hasn't actually chatted on the phone with Da Hoz for three whole days, but they're super close, no "limited profile" friending for them, haha! And Mubarak is NOT a dictator. He's president! It says so right before his name. Mubarak wins elections, too. He really wins. Let's see Barack Obama get 94% or whatever!

Anyway, go to 3:30 to get to the "not a dictator" laugh line. Remember, kids, dictators don't cash our checks -- presidents cash our checks.