Here are some Happy Nice Time People links for you, poodle-boo!

Sara Benincasa (that's me) is your new Editor-in-Chief. Follow her on Twitter for fun.

Spinach and lobster and truffle oil pierogi, oh my!

Peter Griffin did a Western.

Daddy drank.

Chicks don't diddle themselves enough, says science.

Wayne Gretzky is a great Sportsballosopher.

Huh-huh. We got "Morning Wood." Huh-huh.

The Supreme Court watched so much porn for "work purposes."

Veep was obviously great as per usual.

WOMEN comedy got silly.

Stephen Colbeardo talked gunsense.

And Miley Cyrus needs better security at her fancy house.