Times are clearly slow at the Democratic National Committee. (As they are here, granted) First, we hear that Dean's taking time off from his busy schedule of making steam come out of his ears to kick off a marriage, came this press release, which contains what we think may be the surest sign of Democrat desperation since Hillary:

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BUSH IN SUPERIOR HEALTH, BUT AMERICA'S YOUTH NOT

Hey, that was easy. And now that they've discovered this trope, there's really no end to where they can take it:

• BUSH RICH, BUT AMERICA'S POOR NOT

• BUSH GETTING LAID, BUT AMERICA'S NERDS NOT

• BUSH FREE OF TICKS AND FLEAS, BUT AMERICA'S DOGS NOT

• BUSH ALIVE, BUT AMERICA'S DEAD NOT

This isn't to say that there's not a good point to be made about the President's bizarrely stringent exercise regime, namely, that a normal human can't do it. Having a president in this great a shape would be really great if, you know, we decided global policy issues via arm wrestling.

DNC: Bush Should Stop Playing Games with Physical Fitness [US Newswire]