It's a swing state, alright:

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GIVE KERRY A HELPING HAND

Registered young Republican male willing to barter his Bush vote in exchange for a topless handjob from a cute, young Democrat girl. THIS IS A SERIOUS POST. ONLY REPLIES WITH PICS WILL BE CONSIDERED. MY VOTER REGISTRATION CARD WILL BE PRESENTED BEFORE THE FUN BEGINS.

this is in or around Center City

Oh, we're sure he's serious about wanting a topless handjob, but is he serious about voting for Kerry? We suspect that no matter what he promises the girl who takes him up on his offer, they'd both wind up pulling a Republican's lever.

GIVE KERRY A HELPING HAND [Craigslist]