We Must Also Never Forget Tom Friedman's Chat With Charlie Rose In 2003!
We were going to do another Children's Treasury to "honor 9/11," to remember the most cosmically mind-fucking outbursts that various still-to-this-day-employed pundits said about death & war between 2001 and 2003, but why not just give the full stage to The Mustache of Truth and his famous "Suck. On. This." Manifesto from May 30, 2003? You know, the most evil thing anyone has ever said about anything!
Remember this the next time you consider taking a Tom Friedman column about anything, anything at all, seriously. "Oh, he's written what appears to be a rational and solid argument for promoting renewable energy policies in this morning's column?" you might think, at some point in the future. But it is vital that your next thought in these situations always be, "Fuck him I hate him," because of this clip. This is the deck of cards with which he will forever play.