We Will Never Pay The British One Red Cent For Parking Because We Are Proud Americans

So if you live in London like a fancy ponce-y British person it will cost you approximately one squidzillion dollars to park and drive there thanks to congestion costs and a general principle that you shouldn't fucking drive in London, thankyewverymuch. Unless you're an American diplomat, in which case you are like naw mang, good luck making me pay for anything. If you are Hillz, you stone cold try to muscle the parking people out of the way so they can't give you a ticket, because let's face it -- she killed Vince Foster over much much less.

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