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We Wish You A Merry 9/11, And A Happy 9/11

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Remember to leave your stockings out tonight, kids, because 9/11 comes but once a year! Rudy Giuliani will fly on his 9/11 Sleigh pulled by eight rats to deliver gifts to the world's non-Muslim children -- a ritual dating back to the First 9/11, when George W. Bush ordered Americans to go to the mall and buy shit to show Resolve. What will Rudy bring you this year? If you're lucky, it'll be a... fwuitcake! [YouTube]

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