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Oh, please, you may like him but you know the mofo looks smugThe National Weather Service is reporting that a dense smug cloud has settled over Bell Meade, Tennessee this afternoon. Following reports of Gore's own massive carbon footprint last winter, the Gores announced the completion of very expensive renovations to their multi-million dollar mansion to earn the house a gold status from the Green' Building Council's certification system. It's the only house in Tennessee to have one and Gore told reporters "The only way to solve this crisis is for individuals to make changes in their own lives." There whereabouts of George Clooney and his smug cloud are currently unknown, but scientists don't expect any catastrophic formations at this time. [6ABC.com, Yahoo News]

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