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Weekly Standard's Bait and Switch

When parody becomes reality. From the July 7, 2003 edition of the Weekly Standard:


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From the Weekly Standard's current website promotion:
frankly the first one sounded more fun

Sample Schedule

7:30-9:00am: Kaffee Klatsch - Lido Restaurant, Port side

9:30-11:30am: TWS Panel Discussion - Vista Lounge

Topic: "The Old Media and the New: Dan Rather, The New York Times, Fox News & the Blogosphere"

Moderator: Victorino Matus

Panelists: Terry Eastland, Claudia Winkler, Jonathan Last

Followed by Q&A Session

11:45am: TWS Group Photo - Location TBA (Be certain to wear your TWS shirt!)

4:45-5:15pm: TWS Photo/Autograph Session - Stuyvesant Room

The ships' photographer will available to take a photo of you with Bill Kristol, Fred Barnes and Terry Eastland. Photos will be available for purchase in the Photo Gallery on Wednesday.

The first one sounds more fun, no?

Join Us As We Conquer the World! [Weekly Standard]

Event Highlights [TWScruise.com]

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It's the night before the two-night Democratic primary debate extravaganza, and we're already tired. Turns out having 20 candidates spread across two nights when only six or eight of them matter is not the must-see TV we all thought it was going to be! But that's not to dissuade you from getting excited! We're excited! We're so excited! We're so ...

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SCARED!

In case you need a reminder, here is how it's going to go down:

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Lately he's been blowing smoke from another orifice.

After a cursory examination of the TWELVE filings in the case against California Congressman Duncan Hunter just in the past 24 hours, we can confidently declare that that guy is a fucking idiot. The prosecutors have him by every last one of his short and curlies -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars of ski trips, video games, tuition, and plane tickets for the family rabbit.

A rational human being would have pleaded down a year ago and given up his congressional seat, since he could cash out and make a lot more money as a lobbyist anyway. But not Duncan Hunter! He made the federal government chase him down and document every last carton of cigarettes, round of tequila, and Uber ride of shame home from his many girlfriends' houses in a 60-count indictment filed last August. And still this dumb sumbitch refused to admit he was caught, even after his lovely wife (and co-conspirator) Margaret Hunter flipped on him this month -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to carry on multiple affairs and you piss off the US Attorneys enough that they put every 7 a.m. Uber ride in your indictment.

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