When parody becomes reality. From the July 7, 2003 edition of the Weekly Standard:

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From the Weekly Standard's current website promotion:

Sample Schedule

7:30-9:00am: Kaffee Klatsch - Lido Restaurant, Port side

9:30-11:30am: TWS Panel Discussion - Vista Lounge

Topic: "The Old Media and the New: Dan Rather, The New York Times, Fox News & the Blogosphere"

Moderator: Victorino Matus

Panelists: Terry Eastland, Claudia Winkler, Jonathan Last

Followed by Q&A Session

11:45am: TWS Group Photo - Location TBA (Be certain to wear your TWS shirt!)

4:45-5:15pm: TWS Photo/Autograph Session - Stuyvesant Room

The ships' photographer will available to take a photo of you with Bill Kristol, Fred Barnes and Terry Eastland. Photos will be available for purchase in the Photo Gallery on Wednesday.

The first one sounds more fun, no?

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