Weekly Top Ten

Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Bob Bob Bobbing Along

Bob Dobalina mister Bob Dobalina? No.

Welcome welcome to Wonkette's penultimate Top 10 of the year, as apparently chosen this week by a Robyn of Robyns with a side of Robyn!

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Weekly Top Ten

Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is IN HIDING, FROM SHAME. Just Kidding, We Don't Got That.

Top 10? Top 10!

Welcome welcome to this week's weekly top 10, where we are IN HIDING out of SHAME, just kidding, WE ARE FINE. But we did get some rank speculation wrong once, we guess, and Liz did NOT want to have to write that she had been incorrect when rankly speculating about a thing, like, girl, come to the dark side where EVERY speculation is wrong because MAMA LOVES A LONGSHOT. Anyway, come on in and see this week's top 10 stories as chosen by a hamper of hiders, fuck it, why not.

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Weekly Top Ten

Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is On Leave Baby! (No It's Not)

You come read your top 10 stories right now!

Did you miss your top 10 Wonkette stories last week, and long for them, and lament their absence? Liars. It would have just been a bunch of tabses and recipes, and you saw those already. It was just me sitting there all week! And Liz for some of it! Nonetheless, above is the babby picture you would have gotten, from last Thursday, when we all ate pie. Okay, enough blathering, get ready for this week's top 10 stories as chosen by a house of TikTokers. (They come in houses. It's a whole thing.)

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Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 CONCEDES NOTHING!

Because we'll always be the champions of the world!

It is Saturday before a holiday week! Are you groovin' and jivin'? Me too! Today we are taking the girls for a literal walk in the park. And then ... more work of course! Okay, sit down and get ready, we are bringing to you this week's top 10 stories as chosen by a college of electors.

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