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Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Trolling Baby

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Hello hello! This week, we began stuffing our 40 hours into a four-day on/three-day off schedule, like we are firepersons! What did you think? Could you tell? Or could you tell that we were even MORE AWESOME? Yeah, that's what I thought. Don't tell Evan and Robyn and Dok and SER but I am actually the only one working less, because of how I used to work 10-12 hours a day every weekday and half on weekends, and now I work the same as them! Haha suckers! Anyway, I'm still tired. TOP TEN BITCHES as chosen by a CREW OF TEAMSTERS SITTING AROUND ON BREAK.

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Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is In The Club!

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Hello, one and all, welcome to Wonkette's weekly top 10, as chosen this week by a group of small inanimate plastic Sesame Street figures! Come in, come in, we will read some stories, you will give us money, and then you will be on your way, or will hang out in the comments ALL DAY, one or the other!

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Believe It Or Not, Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Walking On Air

Who could it be? Believe it or not it's just me!

Put on your superhero masks, Saturday morning cat people and gardeners and daydrinkers, we've got a Top 10 chosen by a cabal of supervillains, and we're GOING IN!

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Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is A Gas, Gas, Gas

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Good morning, Wonk friends. Good to see you're all in your places with bright shiny faces. My little brother thinks this is the best week in the history of the world, and that Attention will finally be Paid. He thinks this is it; that we are the change, we waited for us, and it's HERE. I vacillate: pride, hope, fear, TERROR. I'm not good at prognosticating. I don't know what's coming next or ever. But here we are, and we're together, and I love you. NOW STORIES.

If I had to guess who picked this week's top 10 stories, I'd go with "Robyn and Evan, by cheating," probs.

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