Huge scandal at last night's "America's Future Rocks Today" concert! And not just stemming from scientists, who say that such an action breaks some kind of "law." America's Future can do anything! We checked, and those laws of space and time are "quaint and outdated." Anyway: Some ridiculously dressed person from some ridiculous band apparently got a little carried away with the patriotism and all and announced, "Welcome to the greatest fucking country in the world." Oops! But at least he apologized, immediately adding, "excuse my language."

For what, though? Impugning France?

Seriously, he gets a pass on this, right? Because we do totally rock.

Singer Curses at Inaugural Youth Concert [AP]