We're worried about things over at Slate. Jack Shafer has filed his third crystal meth dispatch in a week, which can only be seen as a cry for help. And Tim Noah, forced to file something in Washington in August, embarks on a search for . . . the i-Tunes customer assistance number. We sort of picture Tim as the cranky Andy Rooney character over at the Slate office--shaking his newspaper and muttering about the power company while Shafer huffs airplane glue and cranks up the speed metal in the basement. If only Jerry Springer made office calls. . . .--HOLLY MARTINS
Calling i-Tunes [Slate]
