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We're worried about things over at Slate. Jack Shafer has filed his third crystal meth dispatch in a week, which can only be seen as a cry for help. And Tim Noah, forced to file something in Washington in August, embarks on a search for . . . the i-Tunes customer assistance number. We sort of picture Tim as the cranky Andy Rooney character over at the Slate office--shaking his newspaper and muttering about the power company while Shafer huffs airplane glue and cranks up the speed metal in the basement. If only Jerry Springer made office calls. . . .


Calling i-Tunes [Slate]

The Meth-Mouth Myth: Our Latest Moral Panic [Slate]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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