We're Always Drunk In San Francisco: Your Wonkette Drinky Thing Great Northwest Great World Tour
Hey Wonkcats and kittens! A gentle reminder that we will be buying you drinks (or you will be buying us drinks? WHO CAN KNOW?) in San Francisco, this coming Thursday, just six little short days from today!
We shall meet, as is our wont, at the Sycamore, which is in the Mission and thus presumably near to your transit needs ABOUT WHICH YOU NEVER SHUT UP JESUS. The Sycamore was like, "yeah, I guess we can accommodate you? It really depends if we are busy or not, and we definitely can't reserve you any tables or nothing," and we were like OK SOUNDS GOOD SEE YOU THEN, because we did not feel like calling any other bars.
And then is when we shall see them! Then being let's call it 6 p.m., because mama is old and sexhausted.
2140 Mission St, San Francisco, CA 94110
Thurs., Sept. 18, 6 p.m. to like 10 or something.
Portland, you're on deck for Sat., Sept. 20, and Seattle, you'll edutain us Sat., Sept. 27. See you there unless we see you first.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.