WH Outlook on Global Warming:Very Sunny, with Patches of Science
Original scientist version: "Many scientific observations indicate that the Earth is undergoing a period of relatively rapid change."
Same version after a cool blast of Cooney: "Many scientific observations point to the conclusion that the Earth may be undergoing a period of relatively rapid change."
Our five-day forecast: Healthy Penguins Restoration Act coming soon, plus a big promotion for Cooney. — GREG BEATO