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Who ya working for this time, Woody? - WonketteOnce again, Yale secret-society member and Pentagon Intel veteran Bob Woodward is tearing apart a wretchedly unpopular president stuck in a lost war.


Bush's foes are cheering this exciting development, but here at Wonkette we're just sadly shaking our heads while finishing off another bottle. We'll remind you why this is the best possible strategy, after the jump.

The last time Bob Woodward drove a president out of office, guess who stayed behind? That's right: Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney.

They were back again for 12 years of shenanigans in the Reagan and Bush 41 administrations.

They came back again for Bush 43's two-term administration. Does anyone really believe they're leaving when Dubya gets impeached or whatever? Scientists say they can't even be killed!

It would be recklessly unfair to describe Bob Woodward as a mafia family hitman, because those guys usually have such charisma. But the "former" Naval Intelligence officer and official White House propagandist has a good record of cleaning up messy situations without actually altering the power structure.

Plus, Kissinger's midnight White House visits revealed!

"The president likes to receive visits from Nixon's former and most famous aide, and he urges Dr. Kissinger to call him anytime he is in Washington," wrote Liz Smith in the New York Post.

Woodward: Kissinger pays regular visits to President Bush; Every 15 minutes Iraqi insurgents attack troops [Raw Story]

Bob Woodward: Bush Misleads On Iraq [CBS News]

-- KEN LAYNE

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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