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If you say you're Jewish, they go away. - WonketteA dumb new poll proves Americans continue to be religious bigots: 43% say they'll never ever vote for a weirdo Mormon president, while just 38% said they'd even consider voting for a scary Mormon.


That's bad news for the thousands of Mormon politicians hoping to run for president someday. Mitt Romney, the unloved Massachusetts governor who promises to be the Dukakis of 2008, is cursed with Mormonism. And ... well, that's about it. Oh, Sour Harry Reid's a Mormon, but he's not running for president. And Mo Udall's a Mormon who ran in '76, but he's dead. Anybody else? Orrin Hatch, dude! He even sorta ran for president once, although nobody remembers when ... 1996?

Also hated by Americans: Muslims, of course! 61% say they'll never ever vote for a Muslim president -- about the same as the 60% who would never ever vote for a president who would admit to being an atheist. In other words, hooray for Jesus! Hooray maybe for a Jew vice president, too, unless we start drinking and admit our real feelings.

Election 2008: 43% Would Never Vote for Mormon Candidate [Rasmussen]

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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