Here's John McCain -- who we hope never gets cancer again,BRIDGET -- explaining his little operation this morning: "I, as I do every three months, visited my dermatologist this morning. She said that I was doing fine. (She) took a small little nick from my cheek as she does regularly and that will be ... biopsied just to make sure that everything is fine." She takes pieces of his cheek regularly? Then how is there SO MUCH CHEEK remaining? [Washington Post]