Congress is still in session for about 60 seconds a day just to do things like pass a resolution extending the funding for the FAA and  block recess appointments, both of which are politically important/ newsworthy but neither of which hold much political comedy. But it has been a whole 3 or 4 days without dick jokes about some crusty Democratic politician's wang, so here is your Newspaper of Record, the New York Times, to rescue the Friday afternoon masses:

[NYTimes via Eagle-Eyed Wonkette Immortal "Josh Fruhlinger"]