What Racist Bombshell Will Matt Drudge Drop Tonight?

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Above is an important tweeter that noted journalism maven Matt Drudge loosed upon a bored, Tuesday-before-the-debate-slow-newsday world.


But what, WHAT could be on this tape that Ghost Andrew Breitbart hasn't already dropped???

The answer, of course, to this Sphinx riddle shit, is "nothing." Because in order for it to ignite accusations of racism "from both sides," it would have to be Republicans doing something racist, and Democrats racistly pointing it out. And since Matt Drudge loves Miffed Romney like Peggy Noonan loves gin, this whole thing is some Romney-Rice 2012-level nonsense and Matt Drudge is just as bored as the rest of us.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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