Donald Trump doesn't give a damn about Bob Woodward's BAD BOOK, Fear. He's not freaking out that the reporter who took down Nixon got 420 pages of Trumpland staffers saying, "You didn't hear it from me, but that guy's a fucking idiot!" That's why he tweeted about it eleven times in the past 24 hours -- at this point, he's just referring to it as "book."

The White House is definitely not panicking, which is why they produced this very credible statement from Defense Secretary Mattis, who has the highest appreciation for the president's sophisticated understanding of invisible airplanes and things that fall down go BOOM.

How could anyone think that this snark about "fiction" came from White House Mean Girl Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Obviously, Secretary Mattis wrote the entire thing longhand, with a quill pen.

Also, too, Chief of Staff John Kelly knows the president is NOT AN IDIOT. So simmer down, haters!

Thank goodness for the REAL NEWS guys at the Daily Caller, who know their job is not to ask questions when Trump slags Bob Woodward's credibility.

It's just another bad book. He's had a lot of credibility problems. ... I probably would have preferred to speak to him, but maybe not. I think it probably wouldn't have made a difference in the book. He wanted to write the book a certain way.

If Donald Trump says that Bob Woodward never asked to interview him, then it never happened. Truth isn't truth, and tapes aren't tapes. Which is a good thing, since Woodward has literally hundreds of hours of them recorded while he was interviewing people for his "bad book."

Many people are saying Trump should sue!

Yeah, why won't those Washington politicians change state tort laws to allow the president to file a libel suit? SAD.

If it weren't for Democrat obstruction, Trump would definitely sue Bob Woodward for saying that Trump called Attorney General Jeff Sessions "retarded."

This guy is mentally retarded. He's this dumb Southerner. … He couldn't even be a one-person country lawyer down in Alabama.

Donald Trump never uses slurs!

Oh, hahaha! Well, Trump really does love the GREAT south. That part is totally true, probably.

Because Bob Woodward is just a con! A Democrat operative! Look at the timing!

Who you gonna believe? Donald Trump, or a guy with two Pulitzers and hundreds of hours of tapes?

Whatever! Executive Time's over now. Whatever you do, don't buy "book!"

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There was a time, a few months ago, when everyone had written off Elizabeth Warren. Well, not me, because I am a fabulous genius, but lots of other people. The "very reasonable" talking heads on all the various news channels, the kind of people who used to say things like "Oh, we'd like universal health care too, but 'the people' will never go for it!" but who definitely did not actually want universal health care for any reason, and even the Trump campaign. Though, to be fair, the Trump campaign didn't think Trump had much of a chance of winning in 2016 either.

But now, as more and more people hear her speak, hear her plans, hear what she wants to do and how she wants to do it... Elizabeth Warren is rising up in the polls. She's a contender. In the most recent Quinnipiac poll, she was closing in on Sanders for second place nationally, and in California and Nevada polls, she's in second place.

And now, according to a report from Politico, the Trump campaign is now scrambling and panicking and... stalking her?

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