Whatever, Haters. Trump Doesn't Care About BOOK!
Donald Trump doesn't give a damn about Bob Woodward's BAD BOOK, Fear. He's not freaking out that the reporter who took down Nixon got 420 pages of Trumpland staffers saying, "You didn't hear it from me, but that guy's a fucking idiot!" That's why he tweeted about it eleven times in the past 24 hours -- at this point, he's just referring to it as "book."
The White House is definitely not panicking, which is why they produced this very credible statement from Defense Secretary Mattis, who has the highest appreciation for the president's sophisticated understanding of invisible airplanes and things that fall down go BOOM.
How could anyone think that this snark about "fiction" came from White House Mean Girl Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Obviously, Secretary Mattis wrote the entire thing longhand, with a quill pen.
Also, too, Chief of Staff John Kelly knows the president is NOT AN IDIOT. So simmer down, haters!
Thank goodness for the REAL NEWS guys at the Daily Caller, who know their job is not to ask questions when Trump slags Bob Woodward's credibility.
It's just another bad book. He's had a lot of credibility problems. ... I probably would have preferred to speak to him, but maybe not. I think it probably wouldn't have made a difference in the book. He wanted to write the book a certain way.
If Donald Trump says that Bob Woodward never asked to interview him, then it never happened. Truth isn't truth, and tapes aren't tapes. Which is a good thing, since Woodward has literally hundreds of hours of them recorded while he was interviewing people for his "bad book."
Many people are saying Trump should sue!
Isn’t it a shame that someone can write an article or book, totally make up stories and form a picture of a person… https://t.co/cYmJWDdw5f— Donald J. Trump (@Donald J. Trump)1536147198.0
Joining Generals Matthis and Kelly and John Dowd and Jay Sekulow. His incident about me entirely false. 20 to 30 w… https://t.co/oK0zzNoYxW— Rudy Giuliani (@Rudy Giuliani)1536150377.0
Yeah, why won't those Washington politicians change state tort laws to allow the president to file a libel suit? SAD.
If it weren't for Democrat obstruction, Trump would definitely sue Bob Woodward for saying that Trump called Attorney General Jeff Sessions "retarded."
This guy is mentally retarded. He's this dumb Southerner. … He couldn't even be a one-person country lawyer down in Alabama.
The already discredited Woodward book, so many lies and phony sources, has me calling Jeff Sessions “mentally retar… https://t.co/YJFhVgFSY0— Donald J. Trump (@Donald J. Trump)1536116503.0
Donald Trump never uses slurs!
Oh look, there's convenient audio of Trump calling someone "retarded." It's at the 8:49 mark here. https://t.co/7zRGWn027F— Daniel Dale (@Daniel Dale)1536120335.0
Oh, hahaha! Well, Trump really does love the GREAT south. That part is totally true, probably.
Because Bob Woodward is just a con! A Democrat operative! Look at the timing!
The Woodward book has already been refuted and discredited by General (Secretary of Defense) James Mattis and Gener… https://t.co/LtlBUGh9PI— Donald J. Trump (@Donald J. Trump)1536103088.0
Who you gonna believe? Donald Trump, or a guy with two Pulitzers and hundreds of hours of tapes?
Only the Obama WH can get away with attacking Bob Woodward.— Donald J. Trump (@Donald J. Trump)1362168284.0
Whatever! Executive Time's over now. Whatever you do, don't buy "book!"
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Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.