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Donald Trump doesn't give a damn about Bob Woodward's BAD BOOK, Fear. He's not freaking out that the reporter who took down Nixon got 420 pages of Trumpland staffers saying, "You didn't hear it from me, but that guy's a fucking idiot!" That's why he tweeted about it eleven times in the past 24 hours -- at this point, he's just referring to it as "book."

The White House is definitely not panicking, which is why they produced this very credible statement from Defense Secretary Mattis, who has the highest appreciation for the president's sophisticated understanding of invisible airplanes and things that fall down go BOOM.


How could anyone think that this snark about "fiction" came from White House Mean Girl Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Obviously, Secretary Mattis wrote the entire thing longhand, with a quill pen.

Also, too, Chief of Staff John Kelly knows the president is NOT AN IDIOT. So simmer down, haters!

Thank goodness for the REAL NEWS guys at the Daily Caller, who know their job is not to ask questions when Trump slags Bob Woodward's credibility.

It's just another bad book. He's had a lot of credibility problems. ... I probably would have preferred to speak to him, but maybe not. I think it probably wouldn't have made a difference in the book. He wanted to write the book a certain way.

If Donald Trump says that Bob Woodward never asked to interview him, then it never happened. Truth isn't truth, and tapes aren't tapes. Which is a good thing, since Woodward has literally hundreds of hours of them recorded while he was interviewing people for his "bad book."

Many people are saying Trump should sue!

Yeah, why won't those Washington politicians change state tort laws to allow the president to file a libel suit? SAD.

If it weren't for Democrat obstruction, Trump would definitely sue Bob Woodward for saying that Trump called Attorney General Jeff Sessions "retarded."

This guy is mentally retarded. He's this dumb Southerner. … He couldn't even be a one-person country lawyer down in Alabama.

Donald Trump never uses slurs!

Oh, hahaha! Well, Trump really does love the GREAT south. That part is totally true, probably.

Because Bob Woodward is just a con! A Democrat operative! Look at the timing!

Who you gonna believe? Donald Trump, or a guy with two Pulitzers and hundreds of hours of tapes?

Whatever! Executive Time's over now. Whatever you do, don't buy "book!"

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One of the most common things to say in America, just behind "Happy Birthday" and "NO COLLUSION," is "Mitch McConnell should go fuck himself." It works for all occasions, whether you have just stubbed your toe or whether you are in the middle of your wedding to your sweetheart. Try it!

But why should Mitch McConnell go fuck himself at this particular moment? Let's look at the top three current reasons!

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Sucks to be you, Pat Shanahan! The acting Defense secretary is currently under investigation for preferential treatment of his former bosses at Boeing, who just got busted letting planes fall out of the sky if buyers skimped on the upgrades. Shanahan was never a favorite of Trump's, and now his chances of getting made Big Boy For Real Sec Def are decreasing by the day. Which means that he's going through all this shit for nothing! Womp womp!

What shit, you ask? Well! Last night Shanahan announced the first tranche of the "found" money the DoD is shifting over to fund WALL in defiance of Congress's constitutional spending powers. The Defense Department will be transferring the cash from accounts meant to support military personnel into "anti-drug funding," which they've decided means they can use it to build "18-foot-high pedestrian fencing, constructing and improving roads, and installing lighting within the Yuma and El Paso Sectors of the border." Already pissed off about the fake EMERGY declaration, although not pissed enough to override a veto, congresspeople on both sides of the aisle are hopping mad that the Trump administration dicked them around for months, shut down the government, forced them to negotiate for wall funding in good faith, and then said HA HA SUCKERS, WE'RE JUST GOING TO STEAL IT FROM THE RAINY DAY FUND ANYWAY!

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