WHCD: What It All Means, Part 1
Wonkette West Coast operative Hugh Elliot sent us another dispatch, this one speculating on the meaning of who invited whom to the White House Correspondents' Dinner. We accept and elaborate on his theories:
| Inviter/Invitee | What they're trying to say |
| MSNBC: Apprentice Bill Rancic | We're all going to be looking for jobs ourselves soon. |
| Newsweek: Meg Ryan | Remember us? |
| Bloomberg: Anna Kournikova, Drew Carey, Minnie Driver, and Candice Bergen | It's a good thing everyone already wants to come to our after party. |
| CNN: Wayne Newton | We are never going away. |
| WP: Cameron Kerry and Vincent D'Onofrio | We know who these people are. |
| ABC: Ben Affleck, Tom Brady, Rove, Powell, Rumsfeld, Shrum. | War, smore: Everyone wants to know what J-Lo's like in the sack. |
WHCD: The Guest List Roundup Thus Far [Wonkette]
White House Correspondents' Dinner: Porn Awards for Ugly People [Wonkette]
