We keep learning more disturbing, crazy things about the crop of sociopaths who all want to be our next President. Barry Obama is a secret muslim, Rudy Giuliani is a cross-dressing gay roommate-haver, and now Mitt Romney is detailing his horrible Mormon mating rituals:

We met in elementary school - we did. I was a Cub Scout, and she was riding a horse bareback over some railroad tracks. What do Cub Scouts do when they see a little girl on a horse? We picked up stones and threw them.

Leaving aside the bizarre prose ("met in elementary school -- we did"?!? When did Mitt become a caricature of a 19th century Irish immigrant?), this is the first we've heard about Mormons stoning their wives. It's clearly the Romney campaigns desperate attempt to fight back against suspicions that he actually possesses an ounce of anti-American bleeding-heart empathy.

Mitt's Tribute to Ann [MittRomney.com]