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Do you like to have the tacos? We are fans of having the tacos and we do not mean like Taco Bell, although Taco Bell is gorgeous and godly in its own way. We also do not mean like that taco bowl trash the Trump Tower mess hall cuts up into itty bitty bite-sized pieces so Donald Trump is able to grasp it with his little rat fingers.

We mean REAL tacos, the Mexico kind, sold out of a food truck, by Messicans, for usually a very good value! We have been informed, by a Trump surrogate named Marco Gutierrez, who happens to be the co-founder of Latinos For Trump, that if Trump loses we will have "taco trucks on every corner." OMG WTF ORGASM HILLARY 4 PREZNIT OF TACOS:

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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