According to the Washington Post, agents inside the FBI have already done a pretty good job of mocking the high priority assigned to recruiting members for a new "porn squad." Jokes one, "I already gave at home," while another says, "I guess this means we've won the war on terror." The squad does seem like a waste of valuable resources; who wants to be the guy who was fast-forwarding through the latest Seymour Butts vid when al Qaeda busts through the door? But look at it this way: The terrorists also hate porn, so, you know, not a total loss.

Recruits Sought for Porn Squad [WP]