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When Wonkette "editor" Ken Laynedeclared that he was going to drive to the site of the stolen Jesus Cross in California's Mojave Desert yesterday, most of us assumed that this was his latest excuse to hitchhike to the nearest McDonald's and drink a liter of vodka, as he does every afternoon. We still believe this. The Los Angeles Times, however, claims to have spotted the Layne Monster at the site of this Jesus Cross, looking like a nut. Let's split the difference and just assume that he's dead. [LA Times]

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