Where's the Rollick?

Not long ago, CNN kingpin Jon Klein laid out his network's unique selling proposition:

We're rollicking, aggressive pursuers of facts. No one else does that. Plenty of people talk about that. We're the only ones who go out and report the news. Our editorial chops are alive and well. We're kicking butt every day. The American people want serious news -- and they're not getting enough of it from cable.

And when a CNN staffer doesn't live up to Klein's vision of the network? You can bet s/he hears about it. Below, a partial transcript from Andrea Koppel's recent interview with Angelina Jolie, appended with the notes we're pretty sure Klein gave her after the segment aired.


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