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Which Kings And Queens Is Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown A Secret Agent For?

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Here was an odd little brag from the People's Senator, the fanny for the common man, the rootin'-est, tootin'-est Playgirl model to ever bare his treasure trail in the US Congress:


“Each and every day that I’ve been a United States senator, I’ve been discussing issues, meeting on issues, in secret meetings with kings and queens and prime ministers and business leaders and military leaders, talking, voting, working on issues every single day.”

And that prompts the terribly important questions of who are these kings and queens with whom Sen. Brown is having these secret meetings, what have they promised him in exchange for being their mole on the Armed Services and Homeland Security committees, and last but certainly most important: DOES HE BOW?

For Which Kings and Queens Is Scott Brown a Secret Agent?

  • The Pope
  • Prince Albert in a Can
  • The Burger King
  • [TPM]

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