"Citizens for Constitutional Freedom"
ammon bundy
arson
arson conviction
black lives matter
blm
bundy part two
bundy standoff part two
bureau of land management
burns
cliven bundy
dwight hammond
federal land
fox news
guns
guy hides under tarp
Harney county
jon ritzheimer
malheur national wildlife refuge
marco rubio
mel bundy
militia
oregon
oregon militia standoff
oregon standoff
pt So hangry
radical militias
rosa parks
ryan bundy
ryan payne
second amendment
send snacks
sovereign citizens
steven hammond
ted cruz
ted cruz guns
u.s. constitution
vanillaISIS
wildlife refuge
y'all qaeda
White Armed Militia Dudes Are Human And They Need To Be Loved. Also Snacks
He's going to overthrow the government, you'll see!
For the record, this is the exact moment when we lit'rally OMG SO DEADÂ DIEDÂ laughing at the gang of criming-while-white dudes who've barricaded themselves in a federally owned cabin in Oregon, with nothing but their wits and a bag of pretzels to sustain them:
As a man who identified only as “Fluffy Unicorn” told the Huffington Post on Monday: “The Black Lives Matter movement, they can go and protest, close freeways down and all that stuff, and they don’t get any backlash, not on the level that we’re getting.”
We hate to break it to Mr. Unicorn, but history books will likely not remember the glorious battle that brought down the entire U.S. government, led by a guy too scared to give his real name. Or by this dude, who may or may not be Mr. Unicorn, but is apparently also a-scared of talking to The Media, despite being armed, and will be hiding under his tarp, thanks, until the revolution comes:
