White House: Loves the Sinner, Finds the Idea of the Sin Icky

no peenie shall ever pass these lipsBush has just announced his support for a proposed constitutional amendment to define marriage as a union between a man and a woman. Wonkette has obtained a rough draft of the document:

    Peenies are for sticking in hoo-has. Also, hoo-has may not touch other hoo-has. Unless we're talking about two hot chicks. Like Naomi Watts and someone else hot.

The Bush Administration: Preserving the integrity of the Constitution as our Founders intended.

UPDATE: Bush to Back Gay Marriage Ban Amendment [AP/Yahoo]


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