February 24, 2004 09:57 AM
White House: Loves the Sinner, Finds the Idea of the Sin Icky
Bush has just announced his support for a proposed constitutional amendment to define marriage as a union between a man and a woman. Wonkette has obtained a rough draft of the document:
- Peenies are for sticking in hoo-has. Also, hoo-has may not touch other hoo-has. Unless we're talking about two hot chicks. Like Naomi Watts and someone else hot.
The Bush Administration: Preserving the integrity of the Constitution as our Founders intended.
UPDATE: Bush to Back Gay Marriage Ban Amendment [AP/Yahoo]