Who Pissed In Racist Trump Cuck Stephen Miller's Kibbles This Morning?
The superior genes driving policy in the White House.
Oh dear, Stephen Miller, the youngster white supremacist fuckboy who serves in the Trump White House, is having a day. He did part of the White House press briefing, so he could defend Donald Trump's BRAND NEW BILL (introduced in February and languishing in the Senate since then because nobody fucking cares) to Make America Great Again by severely limiting legal immigration to the United States, changing the green card program to a merit-based system focused on letting people in who have money and don't have to press "1" for English. Why? Because these pussies are scared of brown people. Don't you all realize racist piece of shit white male professional victims with 75 IQs are having their last stand before they die and spend eternity in the stupidest ring of hell? Catch up, motherfuckers, because that's what's happening right now.
This briefing ... did not go well.
Li'l Stephen started to get his back up when Glenn Thrush from the New York Times asked him to cite some actual statistics showing that giving green cards to foreigns is murdering all the Americans. After some back and forth, Miller was like "MEOW!"
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 2, 2017
Glenn, maybe we'll make a carve-out in the bill that says the New York Times can hire all the low-skill, less-paid workers they want from other countries ... THEN WE'LL SEE HOW YOU FEEL ...
Settle down, biscuit!
MAYBE IT'S TIME WE HAD COMPASSION, GLENN, FOR AMERICAN WORKERS!
WE SAID SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN.
Another journalist asked, "Will the Trump Organization stop bringing in foreign workers on visa programs to set an example for other businesses?" NAH, that's different. NEXT!
The fun really got going when CNN's Jim Acosta started asking questions. You'll want to watch this whole exchange, even though you never obey us when we tell you to watch the video. WATCH IT:
— CSPAN (@cspan) August 2, 2017
Acosta pointed out that the Trump proposal is slightly fucking un-American and read from the famous Emma Lazarus poem at the Statue of Liberty, which says, "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free," and so forth. Miller replied, like a common Dead Phyllis Schlafly, that the Lazarus poem is a relic of the Gay-Bama years and all the American years before that:
The Statue of Liberty is a symbol of liberty and lighting the world. It's a symbol of American liberty lighting the world. The poem that you're referring to was added later, is not actually part of the original Statue of Liberty ...
FOR REAL. Acosta then accused Miller of "National Park Revisionism," and all the fake news journalists LOLed.
There was a bunch more pissy back and forth, with Acosta subtly hinting at how fucking racist this new policy is and Miller being an unfuckable know-it-all, and then THIS happened:
ACOSTA: This whole notion of ... they have to learn English before they get to the United States. Are we just going to bring in people from Great Britain and Australia?
MILLER: Jim ... I am SHOCKED at your statement that you think that only people from Great Britain and Australia would know English. ... It reveals your COSMOPOLITAN BIAS to a SHOCKING DEGREE that in YOUR MIND ... that you think that only people from Great Britain and Australia would speak English is SO INSULTING to millions of hard-working immigrants ...
OMG WTF LOL. Jim Acosta is COSMOPOLITAN BIASSSSSSSS because he thinks some people don't already speak English.
Ready for Miller to shit his undies in rage, which is a shame since his mom sewed his name into them so nicely? Here you go:
ACOSTA: It sounds like you're trying to engineer the racial and ethnic flow of people into this country.
MILLER: Jim, that is one of the most OUTRAGEOUS, INSULTING, IGNORANT AND FOOLISH THINGS YOU'VE EVER SAID. And for you, that's still ... the notion that you think that this is a racist bill is SO wrong and SO insulting.
Oh, well maybe Acosta (and all sane Americans) think that because Stephen Miller is a one-man racist basket of deplorables and so is his pig president.
Anyway, wasn't that a fun little cuck tantrum Stephen Miller had?
Will this awful bill, dubbed the RAISE Act, ever become law? Haha, probably not. And why? Because Donald Trump is a bad president who doesn't know fuckall about The Art Of The Deal. And if it somehow does, we bet a bunch of lawyers will be ready to see these fucking pansies in court.
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