Who Wants to be a Senator?

Here's a hint: be rich and white! - WonketteThe sudden death of Senator Craig Thomas means great opportunities for you, if you're a Republican who lives in Wyoming. You could be the next Senator from our country's least populous state, thus living out your dream of having a ridiculously disproportionate amount of power in an ostensibly representative democracy!

The Wyoming GOP has actually posted an application for the job on their website, which means they're about a week away from looking on craigslist (or Wonkette Jobs!), depending on how this turns out.

We actually got our hands on one of the applications, and we've posted it for your edification, after the jump.



Apply Now to Be Wyoming's Next Senator [Radar]

Wyoming GOP

Earlier:Wyoming, Meet Your New Senator... Lynne Cheney!


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