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Who Will Be Obama's New Radical Cleric On the Supreme Court

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It's time for Washington's favorite game: Trying to guess who the president will appoint to the Supreme Court. Why is this so much "fun" for these people? It fills air time, and takes up conversational space, and in general gives a brief sense of novelty or urgency to the crushing pointless grind of existence, and plus nobody talking about this hasany knowledge of the actual situation and no influence in the choice. So, that said, let's throw out some names!


  • Diane Wood: She's a lady! Obama apparently likes them, who knows why. Plus, it drives old white wingnut men batshit when a goddamned woman gets a man's job.
  • Elena Kagan: Another one with the lady parts. See above.
  • Merrick Garland: Looks like a white dude to us, but maybe he's Transgender or something. "Black Irish," maybe?
  • Bill Clinton: Just an awesome idea, so much Fuck You. Source: Wonkette commenter Lazy Media.
  • Tucker Carlson: Hey, he wears a bowtie! And he's admitted to homosexual encounters, so that's liberal! Source: Another Wonkette comment!
  • Lil' Wayne: He's got a dumb blog, which is usually enough to give a wingnut some prominent public position, right?
  • _________
  • _________
  • _________
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The New York Times this weekend brought us a case study of how Donald Trump's family separation policy tore apart just one family last year, although this particular example is notable because it involves the youngest child known -- so far -- to have been taken from his parents at the US-Mexico border. Little Constantin Mutu was just four months old when he was taken from his father, Vasile, a Romanian seeking asylum in the USA, having believed all that outdated crap about the Statue of Liberty being the "Mother of Exiles." What a sap! We're not letting those tempest-tossed takers push US around any more!

Constantin was taken from his dad in February of 2018, a good two months before the Trump administration officially announced the family separation policy -- but which we now know had been operating covertly since the summer of 2017 before it was expanded last year. Vasile and Florentina Mutu, members of the Roma ethnic minority, came to the US seeking asylum after Florentina found out that when she'd had a C-section while giving birth to Constantin, the doctors had also sterilized her without her knowing it. She said she was handed papers while she was foggy from the pain of labor, and had no idea what she was signing, and reporter Caitlin Dickerson notes "human rights groups have documented the practice of forced sterilizations" of Roma elsewhere in Europe.

And the Mutus had heard all sorts of wonderful things about America, too. They made a living by leaving their village and begging or doing short-term labor around Europe, then going home, where life was less expensive, but some people from their village had reputedly gone to the US and become rich, although maybe those stories were exaggerated. Still,

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