All right jokers who like to bet on things! Tell us in the comments who will win, and by how many points, and if you are correct we will uh give you something! We will write a post, all about you, and it will feature a photograph of Hillary giving "the shocker." Writey writey! Submit your PROGNOSTICATIONS before 9pm Eastern (because it will take them at least an hour after the polls close to count this garbage) and you too can be famous on the Wonkette, maybe.