Did you watch the Sunday shows? No? Then you probably weren't getting Danger Pay to do so. Let's relive (or live for the first time!) the dumbest things that happened when people stopped being polite and started being Rick Santorum.


Our first entry comes from former senator and presidential candidate and current CNN Trump Sock Puppet Contributor on CNN’S STATE OF THE UNION:

How Santorum can call ANYONE a narcissist while defending the actual personification of narcissism is beyond understanding. But then again, Santorum has always had a way with words.

Our next entry comes from “Reverend” Franklin Graham, further proof that success is attainable as long as you have one key ingredient: Nepotism. In this whole FOX AND FRIENDS (Sunday B-Team) interview, we see Graham give many thanks for our godly president who was anointed by God. From how much Trump understands prayer (1:53) to how the president is “unashamed” of his “faith” (3:30) to how he supports and prays for Trump BECAUSE he is the President:

Of course, this conviction of faith only applies to the president when he’s Trump:

And it only sets in two years AFTER he and his late father prayed for then President Obama:

These people are astounding.

On This Week with George Stephanopoulos, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders interjected her own thought on former FBI director James Comey. When she said Comey “lied” to Congress, she pivoted back to his handling of the Hillary Clinton investigation (??!!). And with Kellyanne Conway on your teevee RIGHT NOW talking about how Comey "swung an election," we are thinking the ladies don't have a lot to work with here.

The president has his own thoughts on the subject as well.

Michael Mora

Pop Culture observer & Comics fan. Amateur Movie Reviewer. Political Freelance Writer @wonkette. Marine, Husband & Dad. Opinions are mine only.

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