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Michelle Obama right after she smacked Stephen Colbert in the blanket fort


Oh boy, that Michelle Obama sure is having a lot of fun these days! Last week, she was on the Ellen DeGeneres TV program, and learned what it will like to be to go to CVS after she no longer lives in the White House. Tuesday night, she stopped to see her old pal Stephen Colbert, while promoting her Let Girls Learn initiative, which works to make sure millions of girls around the world receive the educations they deserve.

AND THEY BUILT A BLANKET FORT TOGETHER. Just watch:

They had a slumber party together and talked about all the important stuff, like what big famous person they'd want to get stuck on a desert island with. Stephen Colbert said "the president," and Michelle Obama was like "Beyoncé!" Stephen then wanted to change to Beyoncé, but Michelle wouldn't let him because "Nope, she's mine!"

Of course, like all kids at slumber parties, they made fun of Donald Trump:

STEPHEN: Do you know if you eat too many carrots you turn orange?

MICHELLE: Really????

STEPHEN: Yeah, and if you turn REALLY orange, you have to start saying crazy things and run for president.

So many LOLs from the audience!

Oh, and they discussed who they want to be when they grow up, but you have to watch the video to see which one of them said "Pirate Joe Biden!" Oh and at one point, Michelle smacked the shit out of Stephen, which made him completely break character giggling.

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/602633/is-obama-activating-million-beyonce-army-to-make-him-dictator-for-life-probably"></a>[/wonkbar]During the interview, Michelle 'n' Stephen talked about lots of things, like what it's going to be like to have to move out of the White House (she is already making Malia and Sasha pack up their rooms, because if it doesn't get packed, MAMA THROWIN' IT OUT) and what Beyoncé is really like: "You really shouldn't look her in the eye," Michelle says about her friend the Illuminati priestess, the one her husband Barack is cloning to turn into a giant army of Beyoncés, in order that he may be dictator forever and ever!

Actually, for real, Michelle Obama says Beyoncé is a "sweetheart" and a "great mother," etc. She probably makes Blue Ivy eat her vegetables like a common Michelle Obama, pfffffffft.

They talked about this picture featured in October's Essence magazine (MUST CREDIT ESSENCE MAGAZINE!), which we hear BROKE THE INTERNET. Michelle Obama's comment? "That's me and my boo!" We love her and we never want her to not be our first lady.

From Essence magazine, October 2016 issue, fair use because we are talking about the picture, OK?!

When Colbert asked her what she might have been saying to Barry during that picture, she said she was probably telling him to goddamn stay still because he is BAD AT PHOTOSHOOTS. Then she did her best impression of the two smiles he does when he's having his picture made:

OH YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THIS SMILE, MICHELLE?

Anyway, Michelle also did her best voice impression of her husband the president, but you will have to watch the video to see it, and you better, because it is HILARIOUS.

In the second half of the interview, Stephen Colbert asked an amazing question: Does Michelle Obama have any sympathy for Melania Trump for that one time she went onstage at the Republican Convention and said Michelle's 2008 speech? Her answer:

Yeah, that was tough.

AND COLBERT CHANGED THE SUBJECT, due to all the shade Michelle's face threw around the universe at that moment.

As we alluded to above, we are going to have a really hard time when Michelle Obama is not our first lady anymore, and Barry Bamz is not our president. So, JUST THIS ONE TIME (because "Constitution" or whatever) if they want to make an exception and declare themselves dictators for life, we would probably be OK with that. Guess that means it's time to activate the army of Beyoncés! (Sorry, Hillz, you don't get to be preznit no more, awwww sadface, you'll get over it.)

[h/t Salon / Time]

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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