Whoremongers Relieved; DC Madam Won't Sell Client List

'And here's Alberto Gonzales, who likes getting anal from a trained bull moose.' - WonketteThe 15,000 or so johns on DC Madam Deborah Jean Palfrey's customer list can sort of relax, because she's not selling the list.

Instead, a "news organization" -- we're guessing the Washington Post -- will discreetly look over the phone and transaction records and then not do anything with the names of all the senators, representatives, White House officials, diplomats, spy-agency bosses and senior Washington Post editors and executives on the list.

This means all the Washington power brokers can continue to enjoy hookers. Our precious freedoms remain secure!

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